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Paddle to the Amazon: The Ultimate 12,000-Mile Canoe Adventure
Don Starkell Manufacturer: McClelland & Stewart ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0771082568 Release Date: 1994-09-03 |
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It was crazy. It was unthinkable. It was the adventure of a lifetime.Customer Reviews:
My Favorite Midlife Crisis Adventure.......2007-06-13
Awesome ride!.......2007-06-12
Still a great read.......2006-06-18
My book is worn out.......2006-02-23
Read and re-read.......2006-02-07
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Paddle to the Amazon
Don Starkell Manufacturer: Prima Publishing ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 1559580240 |
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The best adventure I have ever read.......1999-08-17
Father and Sons Adventure, Danger, True Grit.......1998-07-25
Excellent novel, with a great flow of events!.......1998-04-27
Was there ever a movie made from their adventure? Excellent.......1998-03-20
An amazing tale you won't forget........1996-09-09
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Up the Amazon Without a Paddle
Doug Lansky Manufacturer: Meadowbrook ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0671316575 |
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Doug Lansky searches the planet for adventures and reports them with a wry wit. CNN has described him as "having the world's most interesting job." Read about Lansky's experiences:
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Awful and embarrassing........2004-02-06
"Up the Amazon Without a Paddle" is a horrible book. Don't buy it.
If you're not in a rush, sit back and let me explain why.
Doug Lansky is an unfunny, one-note writer. In almost every paragraph, he employs a single, childish device to trick you into thinking his adventures are amusing: EXAGGERATION. Lansky's exaggeration comes so thick and fast that you a) immediately stop trusting anything he says, and b) realize how desperate he is to mine laughs out of experiences that were clearly not particularly interesting or funny at the time.
He usually exaggerates with the help of a forced and trite comparison, preferably unflattering:
"As I boarded the Trans-Manchurian in Beijing for my six-day train ride to Moscow, I was greeted by a motherly Russian train attendant who had enough facial hair to knit a pair of leg warmers."
And it only goes downhill from there. Hardly a paragraph passes without some kind of exaggeration, negative caricature, and/or mean-spirited sarcasm. If you're looking for a book where a young American traveler insults the appearance, clothing, language, eating habits, and personal hygiene of most everyone he encounters, this one's for you.
Another of Lansky's key exaggeration tactics, utilized in almost all 60 essays, is the old "cheap shot at a celebrity" trick:
"I jumped on [the alligator's] back and placed both my hands firmly in the 'safety position' on his neck, which was about twice the width of Roseanne Barr's neck."
Only a gifted comic could take a story about alligator wrestling and masterfully turn it into a cheap shot at an overweight celebrity. Bravo.
"[The Old Course at St. Andrews, Scotland] has more lumps than Robert Redford's face, bunkers the size of the Gobi Desert, and other "small" bunkers deep enough to conceal the bodies of numerous golfers who refused to stop swinging away at their ball. The rough is thicker than Don King's hair, and there's usually enough wind to blow the makeup off Tammy Faye Bakker's face."
Some might call this funny. I call it desperate and grasping. And embarrassing. Good travel humor isn't something you impose on your subject with exaggeration and phony comparisons. Good travel humor comes from observing genuinely interesting and amusing things that are inherent in your subject, and rendering them in a way that not only communicates this humor, but also gives your reader a rich and authentic portrait of what you actually experienced. That's not what you find in this book. You find the above. Half the time Lansky goes for the cheap laugh, and the other half he goes for the nonexistent laugh.
Now let's see how Doug generates additional "humor" by flaunting his ignorance and laughing condescendingly at other people's poverty. This is where Lansky's writing goes from bad to downright ugly. Writing about a bus trip in Guatemala, Lansky has this to say:
"All of the windows [of the bus] were jammed shut, probably with thirty-year-old chewing gum left by junior-high baby-boomers in Nebraska before the bus was sold to the Guatemalans."
These sorts of 'wacky' observations display Lansky's essential malevolence. Isn't it funny that Guatemala is so poor they're using ramshackle, decades-old school buses America threw away, and they're such filthy people that they (apparently) haven't cleaned the bus once since they bought it? No, actually, it's not funny at all. And it's even less funny when you're not completely ignorant, and you know that in 1954, when those Nebraskan baby boomers were just being born, the CIA sponsored the overthrow of Guatemala's democratically-elected president and replaced him with dictator Castillo Armas, kicking off 40 years of brutal repression that put a lot more emphasis on liquidating hundreds of thousands of Guatemalans than maintaining a state-of-the-art bus fleet for Doug Lansky to ride around in. A good travel writer might have thrown in a paragraph or two about recent Guatemalan history (you know, context and all), but Lansky isn't here to educate us. No, his schtick is just having a cheap laugh at dirt-poor Guatemala.
The closest he gets to historical background and commentary on Guatemala:
"I liked the idea of being isolated in a third-world country, nothing to do but speak Spanish... and avoid death squads."
Yes, mass murder is hilarious when it isn't your people being killed. I can't wait to read about Doug's zany visit to Auschwitz. Whoops, his last name is Lansky. Bet it'll be a while before we see that one. Let's just stick to giggling at the slaughter of those dirty Latin Americans, shall we?
I'm sorry folks, but the oft-repeated charge that Doug Lansky is an "ugly American" sticks. I'll bet that most of those who say "lighten up, it's all in good fun" are American, and therefore unaware of how it feels to be on the receiving end of the smug American superiority complex. It's not funny to be laughed at. And that's what Lansky does.
Just so you know, I'm not a humorless or overly political person. I am in fact a professional comedian who loves travel literature. I wrote this review, my first, because Lansky's book was awful enough to shake my out of my complacency. Where writers like Tim Cahill entertain and enlighten, Lansky just insults. His flippant and callous ignorance does nothing but perpetuate the harmful mentality that the rest of the world is a playground for rich American kids to frolic in, make fun of, and feel superior to. And I hope this review, and more importantly, the bits of his book that I've quoted here, will convince you to give this one a miss.
Entertaining light travelogue.......2004-01-03
If you're looking for a "serious" travel book, this isn't it. Lansky's "slacker abroad" schtick is unabashedly about making fun of himself, the places he visits, and the people he meets, and not a source of useful cultural insight or travel tips. Some readers might be offended that he appears to be out for a good time at the expense of really learning about the cultures he travels among, but if you read between the lines, you'll find that the author seems to reflect (momentarily, anyway) on how pampered tourists and partying hostel-hoppers have altered the cultures of so many places in the world that their economies now revolve around showing visitors what they expect to find rather than a continuation of the unadulterated society that once existed. The wry, jaded epilogue about Disney's Epcot Center, which comments on this unfortunate reality, might be the truest piece in the book. As a newly minted international traveler, I can tell you that it's not easy to escape America and its more blandifying influences.
But, this is not the place for a sermon. Bottom line -- funny book. Read it on the airplane.
Not Worth the Time.......2002-10-20
It's good for a funny line here and there...........2002-06-05
Entertaining vignettes from around the world.......2002-03-07
Nothing is more boring than Aunt Gertrude's slide show of her trip to Italy and France. What makes travel accounts interesting are often the personal details included in the accounts. From Theroux to Bryson, this has always seemed true. Sometimes, a single incident can illuminate the setting and Lansky's stories do just that.
His comic view of travels makes this light reading perfect for travel or a few minutes between clients at work.
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The Online Business Setup, Cheap Marketing, Amazon Sales for Customized Dragon Boat Paddles Businesses
J Bowman J Orr Manufacturer: LTBR, Inc ProductGroup: Book Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B000U5T9IO |
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The Online Business Setup, Cheap Marketing, Amazon Sales for Ping Pong Paddles Businesses
J Bowman J Orr Manufacturer: LTBR, Inc ProductGroup: Book Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B000U65RZC |
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The Online Business Setup, Cheap Marketing, Amazon Sales for Training Paddles Businesses
J Bowman J Orr Manufacturer: LTBR, Inc ProductGroup: Book Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B000U5QHIO |
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The Online Business Setup, Killer Headlines, Amazon Sales for Customized Dragon Boat Paddles Businesses
J Bowman J Orr Manufacturer: LTBR, Inc ProductGroup: Book Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B000W7NF58 |
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The Online Business Setup, Killer Headlines, Amazon Sales for Paddles Businesses
J Bowman J Orr Manufacturer: LTBR, Inc ProductGroup: Book Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B000W7JLWO |
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The Online Business Setup, Killer Headlines, Amazon Sales for Ping Pong Paddles Businesses
J Bowman J Orr Manufacturer: LTBR, Inc ProductGroup: Book Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B000W7SSQY |
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The Online Business Setup, Killer Headlines, Amazon Sales for Swimming Training Paddles Businesses
J Bowman J Orr Manufacturer: LTBR, Inc ProductGroup: Book Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B000W7QDPW |
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Wild flowers of Temiskaming
Nora E Craven Manufacturer: s.n.] ProductGroup: Book Binding: Unknown Binding ASIN: B0006CKTVC |
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London Up Close: District to District, Street by Street (Up Close Series)
Fiona Duncan , Leonie Glass , and Carolyn Sharpe Manufacturer: Natl Textbook Co Trade ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0844294519 |
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2-dimensional book showing buildings on streets in London.......1999-10-29
Bird's eye, 2-D perspectives on every London location.......1998-07-22
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The Taming Of The Dru
Katie Maxwell Manufacturer: Smooch ProductGroup: Book Binding: Mass Market Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0843952989 |
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FANGY-PANTS!!!.......2007-05-22
Not for young teens.......2007-01-09
Welcome Back Emily.......2004-09-04
Another winner!.......2004-09-04
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Life History and Biogeography: Patterns in Conus (Oxford Biogeography Series)
Alan J. Kohn , and Frank E. Perron Manufacturer: Oxford University Press, USA ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0198540809 |
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How dispersal affects the geographic ranges of species is a controversial issue. This book describes the colorful and ecologically important snail genus Conus, and provides what is probably the best and most extensive data set of life parameters available for any tropical invertebrate taxon.
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Food Colloids: Interactions, Microstructure and Processing (Special Publication)
Manufacturer: Royal Society of Chemistry ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0854046380 |
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Food Colloids: Interactions, Microstructure and Processing describes the principles and practice underlying the formulation of food emulsions, dispersions, gels, and foams. Emphasis is on understanding how the functional properties of biopolymers and surfactants determine the texture and shelf-life of multiphase food materials. This book provides essential new findings by experts in the field on specific topics including: the interfacial rheological properties of proteins; the use of microscopy and image analysis to probe structure and phase transitions; the control of colloidal stability during thermal and mechanical processing; the interactions of proteins with polysaccharides and emulsifiers; the incorporation of neutraceuticals into food colloids; and the consumer perception of taste and texture. Food Colloids: Interactions, Microstructure and Processing provides a link between current research on the fundamental physical chemistry of colloidal systems and the requirements of the food technologist to use modern colloid science in new product formulation. It is suitable for postgraduates and researchers, both in industry and academia.
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Coping With Numbers: A Management Guide
David Targett Manufacturer: Blackwell Publishers ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0631141235 |
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Coping with numbers is not an easy task. Some managers panic just at the mere thought of it, while others think that Statistics and Operational Research are too theoretical to be relevant to the day-to-day needs of their organizations.David Targett solves both these problems by tackling them together. The key idea of Coping With Numbers is not to plod through the curriculum of an academic subject, but to analyze and respond to the real needs of managers, businessmen and students. Targett believes that some aspects of Statistics and Operational Research are more relevant than others - so these are the ones on which he concentrates. He demonstrates how managers could understand and use numbers if they had the confidence and the know-how to treat numbers as they do words - as tools. Coping with Numbers provides the know-how and builds the confidence.
The book describes the newest non-technical methods for analyzing data - especially those long tables of figures which strike fear into the number-shy manager's heart - an area all too often neglected today, but vital in this computer age. It discusses the best techniques of Statistics and Operational Research - never previously handled in one book - and shows how they can aid the manager. It includes many revealing real life case studies, and throughout the emphasis is on the practical - an approach which recognizes that some people will want to use the techniques themselves, while others need to know how to supervise those who work for and with them. And, based on his highly successful lecture courses at the London Business School, David Targett's comprehensive and relatively non-technical book is also ideal, given its innovative format and presentation, for self-tuition.
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The Notebook of Trigorin: A Free Adaptation of Anton Chekhov's the Sea Gull
Tennessee Williams Manufacturer: New Directions Publishing Corporation ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items: ASIN: 0811213625 |
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first publication of Williams' stage adaptationCustomer Reviews:
revolve aroun Constantine's new playan stagedonuncles estate.......1998-11-15
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Anton Tchekhov's Notebooks, Recollections of Tchekhov, Reminiscences of Leotolstoi
S. S. Koteliansky , Maksim Gorky , and Anton Pavlovich Chekhov Manufacturer: Puckerbrush Press ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0913006602 |
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The Personal Papers of Anton Chekhov: His Notebook Diary and Letters on Writing
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov Manufacturer: University Press of the Pacific ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 141020250X |
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The present volume makes available the inimitable Notebook of Anton Chekhov as well as those passages from Chekhov's correspondence that reveal his innermost beliefs as a writer and a man. His lively opinions on the theatre, on stories and novels, on literary figures like Zola, Tolstoy and Gorky, the clinical detachment of Chekhov the physician always tempered by the tender concern and involvement of the artist with his people and his times, make this a lasting and universal testament.
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Notebook of Anton Chekhov
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov Manufacturer: Ecco Pr ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0880011459 |
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A Glimmer of Insight into the Master of the Short Story.......2002-04-16
Chekhov's stories are, of course, classic examples of the genre. In writing those stories, he was known (not surprisingly) to draw on numerous incidents from his everyday life. As Vladimir Nabokov relates in his "Lectures on Russian Literature," interpolating and quoting from an article on Chekhov:
" 'Do you know how I write my short stories?' [Chekhov] said to Korolenko, the radical journalist and short story writer, when the latter had just made his acquaintance. 'Here's how!' 'He glanced at his table,' Korolenko tells us, 'took up the first object that met his eye--it happened to be an ash tray--placed it before me and said: "If you want it you'll have a story to-morrow. It will be called 'The Ash Tray.' " ' And it seemed to Korolenko then and there that a magical transformation of that ash tray was taking place: 'Certain indefinite situations, adventures which had not yet found concrete form, were already beginning to crystallize about the ash tray.' "
Chekhov regularly recorded seemingly mundane daily incidents in notebooks and diaries and later referred to them in writing his stories. It is from this material that Koteliansky and Woolf have drawn in compiling the short (146 pages) collection of materials titled "Notebook of Anton Chekhov." While hardly an exhaustive collection of these materials, it is a useful little volume that illustrates some of Chekhov's writing habits.
The diary excerpts are a mere twelve pages from Chekhov's 1896 diary. The notebook excerpts are 130 pages from the notebooks written between 1894 and 1896. As the translators note in their short introduction to this collection, "[the] volume consists of notes, themes and sketches for works which Anton Chekhov intended to write, and are characteristic of the methods of his artistic production. If he used any material, he used to strike it out in the note-book."
While unfortunately out of print, "Notebook of Anton Chekhov" is a fascinating companion to Chekhov's stories, a little glimmer of insight into how Chekhov created the remarkably drawn pictures of nineteenth century Russian life that still enchant readers today.
A Glimmer of Insight Into the Master of the Short Story.......2002-01-02
Chekhov's stories are, of course, classic examples of the genre. In writing those stories, he was known (not surprisingly) to draw on numerous incidents from his everyday life. As Vladimir Nabokov relates in his "Lectures on Russian Literature," interpolating and quoting from an article on Chekhov:
" 'Do you know how I write my short stories?' [Chekhov] said to Korolenko, the radical journalist and short story writer, when the latter had just made his acquaintance. 'Here's how!' 'He glanced at his table,' Korolenko tells us, 'took up the first object that met his eye--it happened to be an ash tray--placed it before me and said: "If you want it you'll have a story to-morrow. It will be called 'The Ash Tray.' " ' And it seemed to Korolenko then and there that a magical transformation of that ash tray was taking place: 'Certain indefinite situations, adventures which had not yet found concrete form, were already beginning to crystallize about the ash tray.' "
Chekhov regularly recorded seemingly mundane daily incidents in notebooks and diaries and later referred to them in writing his stories. It is from this material that Koteliansky and Woolf have drawn in compiling the short (146 pages) collection of materials titled "Notebook of Anton Chekhov." While hardly an exhaustive collection of these materials, it is a useful little volume that illustrates some of Chekhov's writing habits.
The diary excerpts are a mere twelve pages from Chekhov's 1896 diary. The notebook excerpts are 130 pages from the notebooks written between 1894 and 1896. As the translators note in their short introduction to this collection, "[the] volume consists of notes, themes and sketches for works which Anton Chekhov intended to write, and are characteristic of the methods of his artistic production. If he used any material, he used to strike it out in the note-book."
While unfortunately out of print, "Notebook of Anton Chekhov" is a fascinating companion to Chekhov's stories, a little glimmer of insight into how Chekhov created the remarkably drawn pictures of nineteenth century Russian life that still enchant readers today.
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Anton Chekhov's Notebooks
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov Manufacturer: Dodo Press ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 1406507989 |
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Note-book (Notebook) of Anton Chekhov
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov , S.S. Koteliansky , and Leonard Woolf Manufacturer: Folcroft Library Editions ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0841422060 |
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The Notebooks of Anton Chekhov Reminiscences of Chekhov
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov , and Maksim Gorky Manufacturer: University Press of the Pacific ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items: ASIN: 1410202895 |
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From the translator's note when this book was originally published in 1921: "The contents of this volume have not previously been translated into English. The first section consists of Tchekhov's Note-books, in which, from 1892 to 1904, he jotted down thoughts, quotations, etc., which were the raw materials of his writings. The second section - Themes, Thoughts, Notes, and Fragments - was found among his papers, written on sheets in a special cover with that title. It contains material somewhat more elaborated than that in the Note-books. It was his habit, if he used any of this material, to strike it out in the Note-books. Both the Note-books and the Themes were first published in Russia in a volume of Tchekhov's literary remains in 1914. We have added some reminiscences of Tchekhov by Gorky, which appeared in Russia in 1906, but which have not been translated into English."Books:
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